FWIW, I got #5 and I’m not Catholic.
This “joke” is from my friend Leo in NJ:
The Hooker and the Illegal Immigrant
“Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?” he asks.
“$100” she replies.
In broken English, he says, “Do you do Illegal Immigrant style?
“No” she says.
“I pay you $200 to do Illegal Immigrant style.”
“No,” she says, not knowing what Illegal Immigrant style is.
“I pay you $300.”
“No,” she says.
“I pay you $400.
“No,” she says.
So finally he says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to Do Illegal Immigrant style.”
She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Illegal Immigrant style be?
So she agrees and has sex with him.
Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was OK. So, what exactly is Illegal Immigrant style?”
The illegal immigrant smiles and replies, “You send bill to Government.”
AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!
Screwing us and we pay.
:)
Wife says substituting Democrats for Illegal Immigrants works too.