And Now for Something Completely Different ....

Eng-Tips Forum ^ | 16 Feb 2018 | G. Bennett

[Robert A Cook PE]

President Trump was walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, “Mickey Mouse!”

This startles the would be assassin, and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout, “Donald, duck!”

[Robert A Cook PE]

Just because its new.

[clintonh8r]

Oh!

:^)

[raccoonradio]

Trump and Clinton walk into a rowdy bar.Someone threw a bottle of beer at Trump—I yelled, “Donald, duck!”— he did and it missed him.Then someone threw a glass of beer at Clinton. But he dodged the draft.

[gitmo]

LOL

[TexasCruzin]

You should be arrested for bad humor.

[GRRRRR]

Good Evening...

/Alfred

https://youtu.be/pWS8Mg-JWSg

[PA Engineer]

[dfwgator]

nd Now for Something Completely Different ....,

"Jeb Bush with a tape recorder up his nose."

[Robert A Cook PE]

You should be arrested for bad humor.

I gnu something was wrong with the wildebeest the very first I rode about it in the travel magazine .......

[GnuThere]

Remember how apparently Hillary thought this was SO clever? She has no judgement OR sense of humor since she lives in a bubble.

[Hardastarboard]

Did you hear about the would be assassin they caught outside Hillary’s house? He had a Super Soaker and a gallon of Holy Water.

[Davy Crocket]

That is funny!

[Davy Crocket]

Does PE stand for Physical Education?

[Daffynition]

I applaud your effort at diversion from this historic week of sadness.Don't quit your day job.

[rfp1234]

...a former president with six fingers.

[redinIllinois]

Thanks for posting

[Tucker39]

Probably Professional Engineer.

[John Milner]

Guessing that’s it. Definitely not Professional Entertainer!

[Joe Boucher]

yep
Dressed like a white man on the golf course.