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A Man and his Dog

Posted on 02/15/2018 6:18:07 PM PST by savedbygrace

Every morning, at 6am, Bones would nudge his owner, John, on the hand or nose, whatever was closest to the edge of the bed, to wake him up. John would get his wits about him, roll out of bed, and take Bones for a walk.

This same routine happened every morning. For years.

Then one day, Bones passed away, after a long and happy life.

The next morning, right at 6am, John woke up and glanced at the clock. Slowly, he turned over, hugging his wife, and nuzzled her neck seductively.

With his mouth close to her ear, he whispered, “Wanna go for a walk?”


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To: King Moonracer

Not sure how to take that comment.


21 posted on 02/16/2018 4:35:12 AM PST by savedbygrace
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To: savedbygrace

Like a Rorscach test. I saw the title, thought of the movie first, read the article, decided the quote sort of fit. Turds remind me of democrats.


22 posted on 02/16/2018 4:57:31 AM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....Dirty Bob Mueller)
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To: King Moonracer

TY


23 posted on 02/16/2018 5:07:03 AM PST by savedbygrace
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