That’s hilarious. Yep, I looked at the words, not the body.
All I can do is shake my head.
What sport is this again? At least you could kinda say the swimsuit issue is sorta about swimming. Which can be a sport.
Reminds me of when my girlfriend caught me “reading” my way through my uncle’s Playboy collection: “I am reading it for the articles!”
Years later one of my gunners accused me of licking my lips as I read Playboy after I accused him of moving his mouth as he did the same.