Also the Indian guy who keeps calling me to tell me that my laptop is signalling his Windoze server in Mumbai that it has a virus.
After questioning him incessantly I tell him that I am in a nursing home and don’t have a computer.
I always ask them what they are wearing. I think Indians are very homophobic. It’s like ketchup on curry....
I tell them that I have an AS400 and I have noticed it is running slow lately. Keep then on the line for 30 minutes or more.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_System_i
Used to have one in my bedroom. No sh!t. I will get their supervisor involved and their supervisors supervisor. It is a hoot. Upgraded the damn thing myself. A damned trained monkey coming in to replace DASD (Direct-access storage device ie. a damned hard disk) at $750 an hour plus travel? Give me a break.