[Rebelbase]

Legitimate use of "BOOM" keyword.

[shibumi]

Sine the reference is to coconut you can include "BOMBSHELL!" as well.

[fungoking]

My plan is for fireworks.

[fungoking]

The story doesn't explain why a coconut.

[The Great RJ]

I knew some firefighters who responded to a fire at a local crematory. A very obese woman was being cremated and the rendered fat leaked out of the retort and had caught fire.

[moovova]

Don’t be giving the muzzies any ideas.

[ClearBlueSky]

Cellphones??? Who they gonna call??

[aquila48]

That woke up the dead!

[mylife]

Sometimes you feel like a nut...

[mylife]

We blowed Eaker, NYTexan and Flyer up real good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16CS6XUUfV4

[Redcitizen]

Grandpa Joe was a tough old cowboy with grizzled hair, chiseled features, and hands tougher than barbed wire. I’d sit on his lap while he rocked in his favorite old chair on the porch, and he’d tell me again and again that his secret to living a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

I stopped believing his tall tales when I grew up, but Grandpa Joe lived on for many years, enjoying perfect health until the ripe old age of 107. He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

E-cigarettes? At this point, there is no harm in using the real thing.

[catnipman]

well, at least it wasn’t ammo in there cooking off ...

[Fantasywriter]

“Usually the funeral director will pick them up but sometimes things are slid inside peoples’ pockets and they are just not picked up during the process,”

I’ve never tried to slide a coconut into someone’s pocket. There must be a trick to it.

[Slyfox]

Do any of you know what happens to the human head during a cremation?

Think coconut.

[dfwgator]

[YOMO]

Better check all the old Clinton dead for Hillary’s cell phones and lap tops.

[jmcenanly]

If you are going to cremate items like that, you may want to avoid enclosed spaces

[fso301]

Cheap booze bad, gold crowns good.