The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate,' so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
If someone asks you what the difference is between most of the Obama/Hillary/Bernie supporters and most of the Trump supporters, instead of stammering and stuttering and trying to come up with a long answer, just tell them...
The Trump supporters sign their checks on the front, and the Obama supporters sign their checks on the back.
I NEVER REALIZED THAT IT WAS THIS SIMPLE!