If someone asks you what the difference is between most of the Obama/Hillary/Bernie supporters and most of the Trump supporters, instead of stammering and stuttering and trying to come up with a long answer, just tell them...
The Trump supporters sign their checks on the front, and the Obama supporters sign their checks on the back.
I NEVER REALIZED THAT IT WAS THIS SIMPLE!
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38½ minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to violate us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. A LITTLE WHILE LATER . . .
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
SO THE MAN DECIDED TO FOLLOW SISTER LOGICAL.
SISTER MATHEMATICAL ARRIVES AT THE CONVENT AND IS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SISTER LOGICAL.
THEN SISTER LOGICAL ARRIVES.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL : I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down. AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DIRTY . . . . . . SAY TWO HAIL MARY'S! And the Moral of the Story is: LOGIC BEATS MATH ANYTIME. And Math cannot survive without Logic.
You win today's internet!
When a Trump supporter swipes their card at the checkout stand, it's with the expectation that a payment will have to be made the following month. When an Obama supporter swipes their card at the checkout stand, it's with the expectation that the government will reload the card the following month.
Conservatives want equality at the starting line. Liberals want equality at the finish line