The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate,' so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
I actually had a patient, not named Mohammed, whose family was as described in the joke. It was very confusing. Glad when he moved to HI.
Mia needs to get over this and stop writing letters to Dear Abby!!!
I think that’s a country song, up to the welfare check part.
The story is based on a humor piece written by Mark Twain. The song based on it, ‘I Am My Own Grandpa’, was written in the 1930s and was made popular by Lonzo & Oscar in the 1940s.