How did he know where to hire a stripper? Are they on Craigslist? Anyway, he was almost on his way to valedictorian...
The school in question is actually in North Austin, not Round Rock (fwiw). I thought Craigslist had banned adult entertainment ads after somescandals a few years back but I searched austin craigslist for keyword “exotic” and “services” and there they are! I’m sure a Middle School kid could find them if I could.