Try to keep it a fantasy. And try the veal.
Posted on 02/01/2018 4:05:22 PM PST by Textide
AND not dragging the fork between your teeth!!!!!
Is a good healthy fart allowed?
1. Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain.
2. Don’t fantasize about punching people.
3. Don’t look down on normal people.
4. Don’t come to my house for dinner.
Textide, my post# 40 wasn’t meant to criticize you as the poster. It was meant for all the crybabies.
I often see people eating with their hat on, talking on a cell phone at the dinner table, talking into the cell phone with food in their mouth. I call that the trifecta of bad table manners. I have seen poor people in other countries who have excellent table manners, I don’t know why so many Americans are slobs.
Slurping noodle soup is part of the enjoyment of noodles.
If you eat my noodle soup silently I am going to wonder what I did wrong that you did not enjoy the soup.
I probably hand pulled the noodles and made every bit of the soup from scratch.
After you leave I will probably go and cry.
#16. If you have a glass eyeball like do not scratch your eyeball with your fork at the dinner table.
Growing up we were taught all those things. I’ll never forget being corrected by my grandmother when I was about four years old for spearing my butterbeans onto my fork.
Thanks Randy! Not getting much love in this one due to my own vulgarity. Appreciate the clarification!
When you sit down at the table, put your napkin on your lap. And I was married to an Italian. Sopping is a must.
Is sit, spelled with a “h” or a “p”
Never tell very funny joke while others are taking deep drafts of liquids.
Tell the server “moh prrrunk myu” if your mouth is full and you can’t wave them off.
Dont adjust your tie even if it has somehow gotten on the table.
Never eat spaghetti with white shirt or light colored tie
Never clear food from your throat..even if choking, just smile and fall the furthest away from your companions.
When you have thorouhly enjoyed the food...make sure you get all of the flavor by sucking on your teeth and gums. Keep on saying...mmmm...goood..
Thanks for posting this. I frequently wonder when parents stopped teaching their children manners.
I care.
This is pretty interesting:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/we-know-your-top-three-personality-traits-based-on-your
Try to keep it a fantasy. And try the veal.
Textide was being humorous about his violence, I am sure. Lighten up.
I missed that. I was thinking spit, but what do you have to do to get them to do the other in your food?
Using your pocket knife to cut food in a restaurant seems to be a pretty common practice among people who post on bladeforums.com
Isn’t on the list. I don’t see myself ever doing that, list or no list.
I’ll be happy with just 1, 3 and 14 (to include sucking teeth). The rest are gravy.
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