Posted on 01/23/2018 10:42:36 AM PST by sodpoodle
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Riots in Birmingham last month caused over 1 million worth of improvements. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Years ago it was suggested that: "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". But, since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great ! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque. They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
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During last night's high winds, an immigrant family was killed by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said: "We didn't even know they were living up there". ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crime Watch is being shown 5 times a week now. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him: "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
An Emergency Call Center worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating: "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so when the train comes I can finally meet Allah". To which the call center employee replied: "Remain calm and stay on the line".
Some sound like Prince Phillip’s comments.
Fawlty Towers
The Germans
“Bitish humor” — hmmmm. That’s just another kind of Oxford moron, right?
Don’t mention the war.
L
“Howeffer did zey vin?”
;^)
You obviously aren't spending enough time on the '18 elections. Just a joke! We have a lot of weapons. We can totally upset political history in these mid-term elections.
That one made me laugh our loud.
“Oh you’re German. For a moment there I thought there was something wrong with you”
John Cleese was "Robin Hood" in the film Time Bandits
. When he met the Bandits (who were "little people"), he did a very good Prince Phillip take "Oh you're dwarves. How lovely for you!" -
The Monty Python genre could not be created in this age of political correctness.
Nor The Benny Hill Show.
Especially the Military Fairies bit. Verboten!
Think of Monty Python, Benny Hill, and the like. They’d be too offensive to attempt today.
Then the author probably wasn’t British . . .
“Don’t mention the war!”
“They’d be too offensive to attempt today.”
Glad I was born early enough to have enjoyed them!
Bookmark
"But it was in Lady Higanbotham's handwriting!"
That was about sixty years ago. Can't remember the rest of the joke . . .
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