And whatever you do, don’t look suspicious.
>>And whatever you do, don’t look suspicious.
The most suspicious-looking person is the person who doesn’t look suspicious. Cops feel they need to shoot them first. Unless they have a dog. Then you shoot the dog first. That gets an angry response and you can then shoot the citizen to make sure you get home safe.
> And whatever you do, don’t look suspicious. <
To which I’d add: Don’t carry a cell phone. They look like guns. And don’t wear pants with pockets. Because reaching into a pocket might get you shot.
And speaking of pants, buy ones that fit perfectly. Because hiking up your pants might get you shot.
Oh, and one more thing. If a group of police officers are shouting commands at you, be sure to obey each command simultaneously. Because if you don’t, the officer you disobey might shoot you.
As a famous doctor & time lord once said: "Don't blink!"