Hope you're not one of them.
Re the photoshopped picture:
I cant post the picture, but here is a link to Michelle Obama with no added male parts. There are many, many more of the same easily found through Google.
Scroll down to see the unphotoshopped picture.
The whole Michelle is really Michael meme is one of the more idiotic ones repeated daily here on FR.
Do you think that Obama has a secret compound in Thailand funded by Solyndra, too? That seems to be another popular idiocy at the moment,