That’s YOUR behavior, which is fine for YOU. Just don’t expect other people to not talk about something that ended 4 1/2 years ago just because YOU haven’t gotten there yet. As somebody else pointed out:
they catch the one armed man
The war ends
It was all a dream
And let’s not forget the boat sank
And if any of those are a spoiler for you, too bad. You had your chance.
Damn, and I was going to start that Love Boat marathon. You just saved me countless hours I would have wasted, thanks.