[AppyPappy]

A large woman. She was huge and got in some shots. Somebody was holding his arm and when he let go of the arm, my friend popped her so hard her future children will feel it.

She hit the pavement like a wet sack of dumbasses.

[NorthMountain]

I’ll take that as a “yes” ...

[blueunicorn6]

“She hit the pavement like a wet sack of dumbasses.”

I like the cut of your jib, Sir.

[shibumi]

"She hit the pavement like a wet sack of dumbasses."

Seems to be the day for colorful phraseology.