Folks making too much noise off the pitch really chaps my a$$, too!
Ahhhhhh....a fellow croqueteer.
I have a custom, what do you call the things you hit the ball with....mullet.
No, that’s a fish.
“My custom mullet was porpoise built.”
Mallet. That’s it.
A two piece custom croquet mallet.
Take it with me everywhere.
You never know when a croquet game might break out.
Like pimples.
You can hit pimples with a mallet, or a mullet.
I’ve slapped plenty of folks across their puss with a fish.
I’ve whacked Joy Behar so often that she’s known as “Old Flounder Face” at croquet clubs across America.