[DannyTN]

Reasons for eye bleeding

1. You're being killed in some kind of supernatural way.
2. You're demonic.
3. You're a remorseful vampire who can't cry normal tears.
4. You're about to vomit your intestines
5. You're a holy relic
6. You've just seen a thread on FR about Helen Thomas
7. You've been stabbed in the eye with any number of objects.

[Red Badger]

AND..................

You just came back from a shithole country...........

[Politically Correct]

Reasons for eye bleeding

You're being killed in some kind of supernatural way.
You're demonic.
You're a remorseful vampire who can't cry normal tears.
You're about to vomit your intestines
You're a holy relic
You've just seen a thread on FR about Helen Thomas
You've been stabbed in the eye with any number of objects.

You forgot. You've been playing with a BB gun.