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To: arrow107

From the military perspective:

You might be deploying to a “Shit Hole”:

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

2. If the Mobilization NCO tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual slaves- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole.


47 posted on 01/15/2018 11:55:38 AM PST by Shamrock-DW
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To: Shamrock-DW

Impressive.


51 posted on 01/15/2018 12:03:15 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Shamrock-DW
8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine- You might be deploying to a Shit Hole

The other ones allow for some doubt. This one is, BY DEFINITION, a shithole.

76 posted on 01/15/2018 12:31:32 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Shamrock-DW

You are really in a shithole country if the amount of money stolen by presidents, after their six-year term is over, is north of $5 billion USD. Anything less than that amount of pure graft income may be regarded by the people as “Post-service living expenses”

I actually lived in such a country for eight years and the winningest ex-Prez during that time made away with $7.5 Billion USD. Some of his countrymen were impressed with his ability to steal so much. Many of them were starving and had no jobs, so they have come here and enjoyed our largesse & freebies. Think Corrupt Mexico! Now with the Cartels in charge there, that income is mere pocket change.


83 posted on 01/15/2018 12:36:29 PM PST by Paulus Invictus (Paulus)
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