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(Vanity) You Know Your A Sh*thole Country If.......
FreeRePublic | 1-15-18 | Jack Mosby

Posted on 01/15/2018 11:15:26 AM PST by arrow107

Just Having some fun with my son's school assignment in which he is to take a current event/issue and turn it into a book/story. I thought a small book with each page starting with "You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If...." (hats off to Jeff Foxworthy) and add pics and some stats/info for each. I know that Freepers have a biting sense of humor coupled with facts to make this so much more than we can do alone. So, if you will, a little help Freepers to get us started; You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If....


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KEYWORDS: democrats; media; shthole; trump
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To: BRL

You know you l8ve in a $hithole country when more people get eaten by crocodiles each year than die from old age.


81 posted on 01/15/2018 12:34:58 PM PST by BRL
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To: arrow107

Your country is a sh!thole when the president of the United States says he doesn’t want you in his country.


82 posted on 01/15/2018 12:36:24 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 Trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Shamrock-DW

You are really in a shithole country if the amount of money stolen by presidents, after their six-year term is over, is north of $5 billion USD. Anything less than that amount of pure graft income may be regarded by the people as “Post-service living expenses”

I actually lived in such a country for eight years and the winningest ex-Prez during that time made away with $7.5 Billion USD. Some of his countrymen were impressed with his ability to steal so much. Many of them were starving and had no jobs, so they have come here and enjoyed our largesse & freebies. Think Corrupt Mexico! Now with the Cartels in charge there, that income is mere pocket change.


83 posted on 01/15/2018 12:36:29 PM PST by Paulus Invictus (Paulus)
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To: BRL

You know you live in a $pothole country when a rabbits foot is not a good luck charm but an essential part of a balanced diet.


84 posted on 01/15/2018 12:37:26 PM PST by BRL
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To: Yaelle
It's from a 2014 report, which is based on a SQUAT (Sanitation, Quality, Use, Access, & Trends) Working paper.

It's not clear whether the researchers spent a lot of time surveying U.S. squatholes.

85 posted on 01/15/2018 12:39:20 PM PST by Carl Vehse
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To: BRL

You know you live in a $hithole country when dingleberries are a prized delicacy.


86 posted on 01/15/2018 12:39:42 PM PST by BRL
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To: Leep

LOL!!!! You are on a roll!


87 posted on 01/15/2018 12:40:13 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: arrow107

If you want to move to the USA and crap there.


88 posted on 01/15/2018 12:40:59 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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To: dead

You’re in a s!ithole if you bought Chelsea Clinton’s wedding dress......

ROTFLOL.....good one.


89 posted on 01/15/2018 12:41:15 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 Trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: BRL

You know you live in a $hithole country when the women work from dawn to dusk and the men sit around all day smoking cigarettes and beating their wives.


90 posted on 01/15/2018 12:41:40 PM PST by BRL
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To: BRL

You know you live in a $hithole country when the Dominican republicans won’t let you in.


91 posted on 01/15/2018 12:43:56 PM PST by BRL
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To: BRL

It’s a shithole country when the cardboard boxes are more valuable than the food that was shipped in them.


92 posted on 01/15/2018 12:44:18 PM PST by Terry Mross (Liver spots And blood thinners..)
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To: Leep

You’re a shithole country when you don’t need border security.


93 posted on 01/15/2018 12:44:41 PM PST by 353FMG
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To: BRL

You know you live in a $hithole country when the locals fight over which outhouse you are going to $hit in.


94 posted on 01/15/2018 12:46:20 PM PST by BRL
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To: arrow107
You're in a s!ithole if you're still living in a tent 5 yrs after Bill Clinton visited and brought
$10 billion dollars from Secretary of State Hillary to help out your earthquake-ravaged country.
95 posted on 01/15/2018 12:46:36 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 Trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: arrow107

Your people insist that they hate the United Stated so much that they’ll do anything to emigrate there.


96 posted on 01/15/2018 12:49:55 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: BRL

Now that’s funny! Dingleberry pie!


97 posted on 01/15/2018 12:50:43 PM PST by Terry Mross (Liver spots And blood thinners..)
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To: BRL

That could be any southern state.


98 posted on 01/15/2018 12:52:23 PM PST by Terry Mross (Liver spots And blood thinners..)
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To: arrow107

... tour country is filled with houses made out of cowsh!t.


99 posted on 01/15/2018 1:01:10 PM PST by knighthawk (We will always remember We will always be proud We will always be prepared so we may always be free)
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To: arrow107

Your foreign exchange debt is no more than twice your President-for-Life’s Swiss/Cayman bank balance.


100 posted on 01/15/2018 1:03:17 PM PST by BwanaNdege ("The church ... is not the master or the servant of the state, but the conscience" - Luther)
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