Posted on 01/15/2018 11:15:26 AM PST by arrow107
Just Having some fun with my son's school assignment in which he is to take a current event/issue and turn it into a book/story. I thought a small book with each page starting with "You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If...." (hats off to Jeff Foxworthy) and add pics and some stats/info for each. I know that Freepers have a biting sense of humor coupled with facts to make this so much more than we can do alone. So, if you will, a little help Freepers to get us started; You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If....
You know you l8ve in a $hithole country when more people get eaten by crocodiles each year than die from old age.
Your country is a sh!thole when the president of the United States says he doesn’t want you in his country.
You are really in a shithole country if the amount of money stolen by presidents, after their six-year term is over, is north of $5 billion USD. Anything less than that amount of pure graft income may be regarded by the people as “Post-service living expenses”
I actually lived in such a country for eight years and the winningest ex-Prez during that time made away with $7.5 Billion USD. Some of his countrymen were impressed with his ability to steal so much. Many of them were starving and had no jobs, so they have come here and enjoyed our largesse & freebies. Think Corrupt Mexico! Now with the Cartels in charge there, that income is mere pocket change.
You know you live in a $pothole country when a rabbits foot is not a good luck charm but an essential part of a balanced diet.
It's not clear whether the researchers spent a lot of time surveying U.S. squatholes.
You know you live in a $hithole country when dingleberries are a prized delicacy.
LOL!!!! You are on a roll!
If you want to move to the USA and crap there.
You’re in a s!ithole if you bought Chelsea Clinton’s wedding dress......
ROTFLOL.....good one.
You know you live in a $hithole country when the women work from dawn to dusk and the men sit around all day smoking cigarettes and beating their wives.
You know you live in a $hithole country when the Dominican republicans won’t let you in.
It’s a shithole country when the cardboard boxes are more valuable than the food that was shipped in them.
You’re a shithole country when you don’t need border security.
You know you live in a $hithole country when the locals fight over which outhouse you are going to $hit in.
Your people insist that they hate the United Stated so much that they’ll do anything to emigrate there.
Now that’s funny! Dingleberry pie!
That could be any southern state.
... tour country is filled with houses made out of cowsh!t.
Your foreign exchange debt is no more than twice your President-for-Life’s Swiss/Cayman bank balance.
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