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‘Wizard’ Caught Turning Dead Neighbour Into Goblin
The Zimbabwe Mail ^

Posted on 01/05/2018 11:56:31 PM PST by nickcarraway

A VILLAGER was caught red-handed on top of his neighbour’s grave carrying a clay pot attempting to make the late his goblin.

Albert Ncube was caught by his late neighbour’s son Thando Luphahla on top of the grave on Monday morning.

The revelations are that Luphahla initially had a problem with his left leg and he went to seek help from a prophet known as Madzibaba Mutize who told him that there were people using his late father’s powers hence his sickness.

A desperate Luphahla then decided to appease his father’s spirit by visiting his final resting place. That is when he caught Ncube in the act.

Ncube confirmed his evil acts.

“I’m sorry for what I did. I wanted to use his late father’s powers. We also use such powers to ask for rains. I was in the company of my two other friends Morrison Ndlovu and Musa Nkomo,” he said.

Luphahla is still in shock.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: goblin; wizard; zimbabwe
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21 posted on 01/06/2018 8:13:05 AM PST by dfwgator
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Goblin did write some good movie soundtracks, so there’s that.


22 posted on 01/06/2018 8:19:18 AM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Enterprise; SkyPilot; Roman_War_Criminal

LOL

It takes a village to >>>raise<<< an antichrist.

Just joking; kinda.


23 posted on 01/06/2018 10:51:44 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Larry Lucido

Very nice catch.


24 posted on 01/06/2018 10:53:37 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: null and void

LOL!


25 posted on 01/06/2018 10:34:27 PM PST by jmacusa ("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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