‘Wizard’ Caught Turning Dead Neighbour Into Goblin

The Zimbabwe Mail ^

[nickcarraway]

A VILLAGER was caught red-handed on top of his neighbour’s grave carrying a clay pot attempting to make the late his goblin.

Albert Ncube was caught by his late neighbour’s son Thando Luphahla on top of the grave on Monday morning.

The revelations are that Luphahla initially had a problem with his left leg and he went to seek help from a prophet known as Madzibaba Mutize who told him that there were people using his late father’s powers hence his sickness.

A desperate Luphahla then decided to appease his father’s spirit by visiting his final resting place. That is when he caught Ncube in the act.

Ncube confirmed his evil acts.

“I’m sorry for what I did. I wanted to use his late father’s powers. We also use such powers to ask for rains. I was in the company of my two other friends Morrison Ndlovu and Musa Nkomo,” he said.

Luphahla is still in shock.

[nickcarraway]

[nickedknack]

Finally, the *real* cause of global warming...uh, climate change...uh, climate disruption...uh, climate justice...uh, climate goblinism.

[Fresh Wind]

All cultures are equal.

[ifinnegan]

“...prophet known as Madzibaba Mutize who told him that there were people using his late father’s powers hence his sickness.”

Dude called it big time.

[Enterprise]

It worked!

[Ciaphas Cain]

Primitive savages. In the civilized world we don't NEED magic to turn people into goblins:

[Vehmgericht]

It turns out that you can keep your doctor.

[right way right]

If we could get this guy to make McCain into a goblin, would that be a good or bad thing?

Obviously, Is probably bad, but what exactly does one benefit from by creating a goblin? The motivation behind this fun filled doings?

[jmacusa]

I was turned into a newt once by an evil wizard.... its true I was, honest. Well... I got better.

[shibumi]

"Mr. Hawkins, pick up the red courtesy phone please..."

[null and void]

You’re lucky. The same thing happened to Gingrich.

He’s still a Newt...

[Cowboy Bob]

The guy looks like he’s got a Goblin climbing up his butt!

[mistfree]

The guy looks like he’s got a Goblin climbing up his butt!

No, no, no this is how you get RID of your inner goblin.

[Larry Lucido]

It's not just Zimbabwe.

[Kriggerel]

Beat me to it.

[Gamecock]

And here is the perp:

[JoeProBono]

[\/\/ayne]

A long time ago a hitchhiker girl put a spell on me and I turned into a motel.

[shibumi]

See post #10.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Cultural diversity is a wonderful thing...