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Chelsea Clinton Says She Does Not Worship Satan, Is a Methodist, After Church of Satan Tweets
The Christian Post ^
| 1/3/2018
| Stoyan Zaimov
Posted on 01/04/2018 8:36:00 AM PST by simpson96
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To: piasa
Flies more like
Trying to get into her windows
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posted on
01/04/2018 9:32:14 AM PST
by
silverleaf
(A man who kneels for the national anthem doesn't stand for much of anything)
To: simpson96
She said she's a methodist. She didn't say she didn't worship satan.
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posted on
01/04/2018 9:52:37 AM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(In God We Trust, In Trump We MAGA)
To: simpson96
These days Methodist churches are the only thing closing-up shop faster than Sears stores.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Such a horrid song and band.
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posted on
01/04/2018 9:54:47 AM PST
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Every song on Beauty is a keeper
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posted on
01/04/2018 9:59:26 AM PST
by
wardaddy
(As a southerner I've never trusted the Grand Old Party.....any questions?)
To: simpson96
“It’s obvious bullshit, of course, because even as a grown - uh - specimen Chelsea Clinton can’t count to ten without taking off her panties, scratching the scrofulous, seaweed-encrusted yeasty maw therin, and using her chittering chitinous cloacal chelipeds as dactylonomous aids. She certainly can’t write her own name unless we think finger-painting in the medium of saliva-softened excrement counts as penmanship.
But let’s, for a second, assume it was true: what a horrible Tracy Flick-like weird little freak that would make her. If I had a 5 year old like that, I’d dragon punch him and send for an exorcist.
But the thing that looks like it should be gnawing on a child’s femur under a Scandinavian bridge somewhere thinks this tale makes her seem... what? Smart? Electable?
Though to be fair, maybe the human costume was distractingly itchy when She-Jeb relayed this autastic anecdote. The only thing I do know for sure is that America needs Kurt Russell and a bloody great flamethrower to put a stop to this Clinton nonsense once and for all, before Chelsea lays her eggs in the Lincoln Tunnel.”
Author unknown....
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posted on
01/04/2018 10:33:01 AM PST
by
Ouderkirk
(Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Love the song and love the band. Thanks.
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posted on
01/04/2018 10:42:36 AM PST
by
mairdie
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...
Since the Democratic Party and the Church of Satan are synonymous....
Thanks simpson96.
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posted on
01/04/2018 11:02:36 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(www.tapatalk.com/groups/godsgravesglyphs/, forum.darwincentral.org, www.gopbriefingroom.com)
To: simpson96
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posted on
01/04/2018 11:05:18 AM PST
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
If we ignore her, maybe she will fade away but, her family tree is too dangerous to do so.
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posted on
01/04/2018 11:11:39 AM PST
by
Clutch Martin
(Hot sauce aside, ever culture has its pancakes, just as every culture has its noodle.)
To: alstewartfan
One of these days, someone is going to run a genetic test, probably to identify a body, and It’s all going to spill out...
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posted on
01/04/2018 12:01:44 PM PST
by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
To: Ouderkirk
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posted on
01/04/2018 3:28:34 PM PST
by
TXBlair
(We will not forget Benghazi.)
To: TXBlair
When I read it the first time I saw it I thought it was just too funny.
Scrofulous maw.....LOL!!!
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posted on
01/04/2018 4:12:29 PM PST
by
Ouderkirk
(Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
To: simpson96
Yes you do worship Satan, your mom. 😀 Oops, I insulted Satan, he is not as evil as Hillary...😀
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posted on
01/04/2018 6:00:26 PM PST
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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