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Didn't realize she had swallowed a ketchup packet?

That's what I call "wolfing down your food".

1 posted on 01/03/2018 11:30:06 AM PST by simpson96
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To: simpson96

lol

She had “Heinz” :)

Only affects idiots.

Would not an endoscopy that should have been done very early on shown this?


2 posted on 01/03/2018 11:31:47 AM PST by dp0622 (The Left should know that if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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To: simpson96

#JohnKerry’sFault


4 posted on 01/03/2018 11:33:09 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: simpson96

Looks like a mustard packet...


5 posted on 01/03/2018 11:33:53 AM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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To: simpson96

Dollar to a donut she was stoned when she consumed the packet.

5.56mm


6 posted on 01/03/2018 11:35:33 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: simpson96

Does she eat like a duck?


10 posted on 01/03/2018 11:37:00 AM PST by Trillian
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To: simpson96

I blame this on the manufacturer for not putting instructions on the packet on how to use it safely!


13 posted on 01/03/2018 11:39:15 AM PST by LouieFisk
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To: simpson96

At the risk of being “that guy” I should point out that in the current system of disease nomenclature, diseases named after individuals no longer use the ‘s form. In other words, it’s Chrohn disease, not Chrohn’s disease, it’s Hodgkin lymphoma, not Hodgkin’s lymphoma, Lou Gehrig disease, not Lou Gehrig’s disease, etc. This change went into effect a few years ago.


16 posted on 01/03/2018 11:41:58 AM PST by jalisco555 ("In a Time of Universal Deceit Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act" - George Orwell)
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To: simpson96

Looks like Heineken.


21 posted on 01/03/2018 11:56:11 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: simpson96

I was surprised that stomach acid didn’t destroy it.


35 posted on 01/03/2018 1:03:10 PM PST by submarinerswife (Allahu FUBAR)
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To: simpson96

Heinz “FANCY” ketchup?
Upscale or deplorable? Fancy would = upscale, elite


36 posted on 01/03/2018 1:18:35 PM PST by V K Lee (Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald J. Trump)
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To: simpson96

Sounds like a hold muh beer moment.


40 posted on 01/03/2018 1:41:49 PM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: simpson96

How blotto would you have to be not to realize you’ve swallowed a mustard packet?


43 posted on 01/03/2018 1:56:00 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: simpson96

If Heinz didn’t have a place to stash her packet, Kerry would have spent it all by now.


47 posted on 01/03/2018 2:01:54 PM PST by x
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To: simpson96

HOW?


48 posted on 01/03/2018 3:18:47 PM PST by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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Only took 6 years to find her trouble? Isn’t Britain’s health care system great?


50 posted on 01/03/2018 4:58:26 PM PST by jch10 (I STAND FOR MY COUNTRY, MY FLAG, AND THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.)
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To: simpson96

I suppose it’s possible whomever put together her sandwich put pieces of the wrapper in it during its prep. Sounds like no one would purposefully do something like that, but then, there are reports of people doing such things every now and then. I’m not sure how one would not notice something like that in their food, though. Maybe she ‘bolts’, instead of chewing enough.


52 posted on 01/03/2018 8:05:05 PM PST by Flaming Conservative
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