[US Navy Vet]

Mine/Go back to School for Master's Degree Get ready for retirement in 10 years Go for LONG Long Motorcycle Bike Ride(s)

[caver]

Just make it through another year.

[Leaning Right]

I resolve not to write 2017 on checks made out in 2018.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Retire to Costa Rica and dance on the beach with the local ticas?

Cue 90s techno music

[LouieFisk]

1920 x 1080 pixels.

:D

[left that other site]

Go for LONG Long Motorcycle Bike Ride(s)

Good one. Mine's in the deep freeze right now, but always thaws out in time for Spring!

[Jim W N]

No “resolutions”. Laws whether personal or otherwise are made to be broken.

My GOAL is to grow in the grace and knowledge of the Lord Jesus Christ.

[Huskrrrr]

Semi-retired, spend more time with family, finish rewrite of first novel.

[GCFADG]

More good. Less bad.

[JudyinCanada]

Read my chronological order Bible through this year.

Get more mobile now that I’ve had knee replacement.

Help out more at the farm (assuming I get more mobile).

Make more of an effort to get out and see people instead of being a semi-recluse, even though I like being a semi-recluse.

[umgud]

One January I quit smoking, drinking, swearing and chasing wild women. To this very day, that was the most difficult 20 minutes of my life.

[pke]

Take my children to see the ocean for the first time.

[Yaelle]

Carve out 30-60 mins a day for myself somehow

[clee1]

None....

Resolutions are for the irresolute.

[Gay State Conservative]

Lose weight...enjoy my new hip....enjoy retirement.

[SamAdams76]

I’m going to put in more hours at the office, take more cold showers and wear my trousers two sizes too tight.

[usconservative]

I resolve to not get married in 2018.

Or 2019.

Or 2020.

Or ever again!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It’s New Year resolution time
Kiss another year goodbye!
These New Years Resolutions
Are just another pack of lies.

[Eagles Field]

I have 3 New Year’s Resolutions ... but I’ve already given up on them.

[EdnaMode]

Ignore all Hollywood award shows!

[stylin19a]

well, I resolve to help Pres. Trump:
1. give the economy a shot in arm.
2. defeat ISIS.
3. nominate and have approved a conservative to SCOTUS
4. appoint and have approved a spit load of conservative judges to lesser courts.
5. get tax cuts done.
6. remove the Obamacare mandate.

I am a member of the procrastinators’ club. So far we have had a 100% success rate in our resolutions.
Course, I am not sure who “we” is as they haven’t yet told us where headquarters is located.
I am not sure who “they” is, as we pushed elections until later.
I’m not sure how many of us there are, cause we don’t pay dues until later.

I’ll be back next year with the most accurate resolutions yet, if I remember to sign in.