The Spaniards don’t want Puerto Rico as it’s just an island full of impoverished, resentful, & unproductive natives.
Which makes that April Fools’ headline much more funny in Spain than it is here.
Communist Cuba, on the other hand, would jump at the chance to add P.R. to their totalitarian state. All it takes is a plebiscite.
The mayor of San Juan would be very pleased to join Raul. She might even get to be his successor.