Dead cougar found in man’s luggage at Las Vegas airport

reviewjournal.com ^

[BenLurkin]

One traveler’s holiday plans hit a snag after airport officials found a dead cougar in his luggage.

A Transportation Security Administration agent at McCarran International Airport discovered the carcass just before 10 p.m. Tuesday, according to Metropolitan Police Lt. David Gordon.

[Zathras]

There is a joke here but I’m not going to do it.

[princeofdarkness]

Maybe Ford wanted to revive the Mercury Cougar line and this guy was going to use the cougar for a photo shoot (with the stipulation of course that the cougar had to be alive).

Those Mercury Cougar TV ads bring back memories of the 70’s.
“The sign of the cat.”

[Daffynition]

[Daffynition]

1974

[MrEdd]

We know you were going to say that sometimes when flying back from a riotous weekend your luggage smells like dead...okay, I see what you mean.

[outofsalt]

"Carrion Luggage?..........."

Seem he was unable to purr-suade them to allow it on the flight after it was discovered on the cat scan. Ha ha, just kitten!)

[Safetgiver]

Seriesly, you should be kicked in the groan.

[Bigg Red]

:)

[outofsalt]

"Seriesly, you should be kicked in the groan."

Me, "Ow!"

[xrmusn]

I keep getting stuff trying to introduce me to MILFs and COUGARS..

I understand a MILF is just a matter of whatever but a cougar, by ‘definition’ is older than the person.

My question is

Just how old does a woman have to be for me to consider her a Cougar (OH and pass all the other ‘tests’)

Oh.. I am 78.....

[Flick Lives]

Dead cougar found in man’s luggage at Las Vegas airport

You ever try to pack a live cougar? Scratch city.

[piasa]

One traveler’s holiday plans hit a snag after airport officials found a dead cougar in his luggage.

So... this must mean the man is a pussy packer. ( Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[Duchess47]

Yes, and imo that’s just wrong. Do airlines post rules that say you can’t ship that in luggage? How did they know it was in luggage?

My sister-in-law used to fly with a suitcase of frozen catfish and shrimp when she would come out to visit. :)

[Redwood71]

If it was Chuck Norris’ luggage, you better leave it alone. It’s probably not dead, just afraid to move.

rwood

[onedoug]

The skank from “Mom”?

[Bratch]

They need to consult a professional.

[PLMerite]

"Just how old does a woman have to be for me to consider her a Cougar

Oh.. I am 78....."

This old:

:)

[Robert A Cook PE]

You’re lion. It’s a purfectly preddy puddy cat. /Tweedy

[x]

Cher's tweets have fallen off lately.

I hope she's alright.

[dfwgator]

Cher's tweets have fallen off lately. I hope she's alright.

Why couldn't it have been her skiing?