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Did anybody celebrate Kwaanza today?
Old Farmer's Almanac ^

Posted on 12/26/2017 3:50:30 PM PST by SamAdams76

Serious question. I'm all for celebrating holidays. I like to celebrate. Better than sitting around all morose and angry at the world. I'd rather fill a pewter mug full of mead, turn up some upbeat music and celebrate. Whatever it is that needs celebrating.

Now the Old Farmer's Almanac has been a sturdy and steady influence on me over the years and they are telling me that Kwaanza starts today - Dec 26 - and runs straight through Jan 1. That's New Year's Day, which I also celebrate.

So that's a whole lot of celebrating, which is okay by me because I like to celebrate. Just got done with Christmas and Christmas Eve, which was pretty awesome. Now it's Kwaanza and I'm not sure quite what to do but I'm game to celebrate.

According to Old Farmer's Almanac, I should be decorating my home with straw mats, ears of corn and a candle called a kinara. Now I'm not sure about all that stuff but I do have mats about the house, usually in the bathrooms and at the front and back door when you come in, so that you can stamp your feet and remove your shoes. I believe there is straw in them so let's go ahead and check that box.

As for ears of corn, I do have Trader Joe's corn in cans and I will definitely be heating those up during dinner this week and putting in some Kerrygold butter and pepper on it. So check the box on that as well.

Also, I have plenty of candles. The wife likes to get those Yankee candles at state fairs, home parties and what not. So lots of those and they smell damn fine - even when they are not burning. But we are going to burn them for sure! We shall call them kinaras for purposes of celebrating Kwaanza so check on all the boxes!

Now the music. I do have some pretty awesome Curtis Mayfield records that I can burn to MP3 so I can play them on my stereo. I also downloaded The Kwaanza Song" off YouTube so I think I'm all set in the music department.

Does anybody else have tips for me to celebrate Kwaanza this week? Also, does anybody know of any Kwaanza parties in their neck of the woods? I did an Internet search for my area and got some hits for New York City area. I'm thinking this coming Friday and Saturday night, I've got some cool Kwaanza parties to attend.

As for costume, I'm getting some ideas on the Internet. Check out the below. I might just order up a suit of those clothes on Amazon as I'm quite sure I would make quite the splash in Brooklyn this coming Friday night. I even found an outfit for my wife to wear. Do you think I can get her to wear it to the Kwaanza party with me? It not quite as Kwaanza as my getup but I I think it would look good on her. Maybe I can get her to wear it. Think positive!

Anyway, I just want to wish everybody Happy Kwaanza and hope everybody had a Merry, merry Christmas. Also, we will be celebrating the New Year on Sunday night into Monday. All these holidays and that's okay by me. The more holidays this time of year, the better. That's how I see it. Thank you to the Old Farmer's Almanac for inspiring me.



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To: SamAdams76

I ate pork twice today! Smoked BBQ for lunch and a Ham sandwich for dinner. It’s the White priv, you know!


61 posted on 12/26/2017 5:05:30 PM PST by TianaHighrider (Deplorable me)
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To: 17th Miss Regt

Bravo providing important elements of the character of the ‘k-day’.


62 posted on 12/26/2017 5:12:10 PM PST by TianaHighrider (Deplorable me)
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To: SamAdams76

Christ was born on Christmas day. Kwanzaa was released on parole that day. Everyone celebrates in their own way.


63 posted on 12/26/2017 5:32:47 PM PST by chuckee
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To: SamAdams76
Yup,I celebrated by not killing,raping,robbing or applying for welfare or an ObamaPhone.
64 posted on 12/26/2017 5:36:38 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Remember: All Cultures Are Equal!)
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To: 17th Miss Regt

Was he ripping off “The Wicker Man” or “The Lottery” in creating his holi...er, “celebration”?


65 posted on 12/26/2017 5:42:30 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: SamAdams76

Celebrate what? Naw.


66 posted on 12/26/2017 6:06:52 PM PST by Nuc 1.1 (Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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To: SamAdams76

Yep, I celebrated. Took a nice healthy dump. Then flushed it. Happy Kwanza.


67 posted on 12/26/2017 6:20:10 PM PST by polymuser (Its terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged today. - Chesterton)
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68 posted on 12/26/2017 6:26:02 PM PST by CapnJack
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To: SamAdams76

No, but I will now celebrate NOT celbrating it.


69 posted on 12/26/2017 6:35:07 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: SamAdams76

Sorry. Was to busy celebrating a Trump/NAZI white suppremisist holiday like Christmas to celebrate a bullish!t holiday for black racists murderers like Kaawanza!


70 posted on 12/26/2017 6:47:02 PM PST by Bommer ( F the NFL!)
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To: SamAdams76
Well I read all the replies and I can't believe all the snark!

Well, the wife and I are just going to have to celebrate Kwaanza all by ourselves then. None of you are going to get any of the brownies that she made. Nor are you getting any of my special egg nog infused with almond liqueur. Also, we had a bottle flip game all planned out and you are all going to miss out!


71 posted on 12/26/2017 7:03:37 PM PST by SamAdams76
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72 posted on 12/26/2017 7:03:51 PM PST by montag813
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My 9 yr old white Christian grandson brought home Kwanzaa-themed artwork from school. Our daughter gave it to my husband for Christmas as a practical joke.


73 posted on 12/26/2017 8:55:45 PM PST by ntnychik
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To: SamAdams76

Read the handbook for rules concerning non-Blacks...let us know what you decided.....


74 posted on 12/27/2017 4:02:40 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone? I think Trump may give it back...)
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To: SamAdams76

The only time kwanzaa shows up is on the news. Not a sign of it anywhere else.


75 posted on 12/27/2017 5:11:16 AM PST by Dutch Boy
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