Posted on 12/26/2017 6:15:01 AM PST by Lazamataz
MY version of Jingle Bells:
"Allow notice of the aural input of rapidly-vibrating brass-handled klaxons,
"Allow notice of the aural input of rapidly-vibrating brass-handled klaxons,
"Allow notice of the aural input of rapidly-vibrating brass-handled klaxons, to the entirety of the experience,
"It is somewhat pleasurable to purchase and experience livery in a single-equine-mammal-powered snow-capable transportation unit with no side-panels or roofing.
"Travelling rapidly through frozen precipitation,
"Still situated in the above mentioned snow-capable conveyance,
"Further travel indicated over savannas of grassland with minimal variation in elevation,
"All whilst allowing convulsive indications of pleasure to emit from our vocal chords!"
I find your rendition satisfactory beyond expectations.
Regards,
HLB
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