[Oshkalaboomboom]

One of my sisters always sends me an Amazon gift card, even though I keep telling her that USA Amazon gift cards aren't redeemable at Amazon.es So I use her gift card to send her a present from America.

[wgmalabama]

Seems to work perfectly for her.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Did you check out the video I Freepmailed to you? The woman in the mini bus is supposed to represent “lady” GaGa. The ending cost me a keyboard.

[Berlin_Freeper]

You know you are getting old when you pull a tube of eye cream out of your Christmas stocking.
I do appreciate it though.

[Apple Pan Dowdy]

One of my sons lives in a little town that has a big segment of Mennonites and there is a wonderful store and cafe there owned by a Mennonite family. He did a bit of shopping there for some delicious edibles to add to the gifts he gave us. So we had a jolly time over the ultimate oxymoron tucked into my gift .... a box of "Amish Microwave Kettle-corn."