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1 posted on 12/25/2017 7:58:35 PM PST by nickcarraway
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This ought to produce a lot of soiled pants.


2 posted on 12/25/2017 8:04:12 PM PST by umgud
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I had a friend who tried something similar. The thieves were thwarted. So they decided to break his windows instead...rocks through his windows at 2 AM.


3 posted on 12/25/2017 8:04:16 PM PST by Leaning Right
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CNN sought comment from Tocama Police spokeswoman Loretta Cool, but did not hear back in time for publication.

That could be because their is no such place as Tocama.
#FakeNews CNN now making up #FakeCities. lol

4 posted on 12/25/2017 8:14:07 PM PST by TigersEye (0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
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Bear traps have been around for a while.


5 posted on 12/25/2017 8:17:40 PM PST by BipolarBob (At one time I held the world record as the worlds youngest person on the planet.)
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Maybe its time for the angry bobcat/raccoon/squirrel etc in the suitcase trick to come back in a Amazon box.


8 posted on 12/25/2017 8:23:16 PM PST by Clay Moore (MAGA)
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Why not an exploding ink pack? Banks use them, why not citizens.


9 posted on 12/25/2017 8:31:39 PM PST by Thumper1960 (Trump-2016)
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Exploding permanent dye pack would be a nice touch.


10 posted on 12/25/2017 8:32:14 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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Sadly, this guy could end up in trouble. You hear the interviewer asking about it. Someone will trip or fall or run into the street and get hit and it will be his fault while the police do nothing to get these thieves. It is akin to the article posted on FR about police ticketing people who leave their cars to warm up. While perhaps not smart, THAT is not the crime. Taking something that is not yours, no matter how accessible, is the crime. It is getting worse and is very frustrating.


12 posted on 12/25/2017 8:36:02 PM PST by rey
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3 ferocious racoons guard my house.
They like to eat cookies and burglars.


14 posted on 12/25/2017 8:42:47 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ((((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")))))))
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I was thinking of a large have-a-hart type trap. Of course I would release them humanely later.


19 posted on 12/25/2017 8:52:12 PM PST by eldoradude (Keep calm...we'll get to the carrion part later.)
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I don’t get it. It sounded very weak.


21 posted on 12/25/2017 9:04:26 PM PST by conservative98
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since email order is here to stay, it seems every house should have a locking drop box.

if I had the means and methods I would develop and market them and make a killing.

25 posted on 12/25/2017 9:26:12 PM PST by KTM rider
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why tell anyone ?


27 posted on 12/25/2017 9:42:26 PM PST by stylin19a (Best.Election.of.All-Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
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Send yourself poop.


30 posted on 12/25/2017 11:17:04 PM PST by databoss
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So, he scared a person for a moment who was trying to steal a fake package. Big nothingburger.

He didn’t catch any one, no one got prosecuted, no package was saved. Theives learned that fake shotgun noises don’t hurt them.

I’d say he accomplish exactly the opposite of what he intended.


32 posted on 12/25/2017 11:28:39 PM PST by anton
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Have a snare or net trap that also sets off blaring siren and flashing lights and auto calls police who can come and empty your trap... extra enhancements could be added...


45 posted on 12/26/2017 6:53:11 AM PST by OKC Patriot ("Never Forget"!)
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I knew a guy who suspected his neighbor was stealing firewood. He drilled a large hole in one piece and inserted a shotgun shell.

The piece disappeared. He told me the neighbor never mentioned it but a few days later, his wood stove was at the curb on trash day.


46 posted on 12/26/2017 6:59:43 AM PST by cyclotic (Trump tweets are the only news source you can trust.)
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So the would-be criminal falls and hurts himself and ends up owning your home...


53 posted on 12/26/2017 10:47:02 AM PST by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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Thinking a swarm of bees might be interesting.
Be even funnier if you could post it on YouTube


56 posted on 12/27/2017 10:07:16 AM PST by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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