[COBOL2Java]

At one point there was supposed to be a movie about Termite Terrace in the works (I seem to recall Joe Dante’s name attached to it).

I don’t think Hollywood of today is interested in it. Does it have computer animated characters running around? Explosions? Social justice?

Social Justice, no! Explosions, god I hope so!

[a fool in paradise]

About the most action I could think of was Tex Avery losing an eye to a paperclip launched via rubber band.