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Santa is moving to the South Pole because of global warming
Government of Canada ^
| 12/24/2017
| Canadian government
Posted on 12/24/2017 1:25:44 PM PST by Trump20162020
Thanks to rising global temperatures, rapidly melting Arctic ice and growing human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole.
Santas relocation agreement marks the first time that the international community agrees on a common legal definition of climate change that includes refugees as corporations, as well as individuals. This deal is expected to lead to the deployment of a global climate change refugee visa system that in the near future could help to more easily relocate individuals and corporations facing the impacts of climate change.
(Excerpt) Read more at horizons.gc.ca ...
TOPICS: Weather
KEYWORDS: canada; climatechange; fakescience; globalwarming; santa
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To: Trump20162020
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:26:33 PM PST
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ... we.)
To: Trump20162020
Canadians are getting more stupid by the day.
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:27:49 PM PST
by
jospehm20
To: DesertRhino
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:28:41 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Trump20162020
Santa's wish:
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:32:33 PM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(John McCain treats GOP voters like he treated his first wife)
To: Trump20162020
That is just so hilarious. I’m rolling on the floor and my sides are splitting.
To: Trump20162020
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:36:18 PM PST
by
dhs12345
To: Trump20162020
Dont fret kids. Just a fake news story to frighten children.
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:37:15 PM PST
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Trump20162020
So! Does that mean Christmas will be celebrated on June 25?
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:37:16 PM PST
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
To: COBOL2Java
Helicopter defenestration. I like it.
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:38:14 PM PST
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: reg45
So! Does that mean Christmas will be celebrated on June 25? Isn't that when they celebrate it in Australia?
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:38:26 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Trump20162020
Why not? Has all the credibility of any IPCC report.
To: Trump20162020
Wouldn’t GLOBAL warming also melt the ice at the South Pole, too?
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:40:49 PM PST
by
newfreep
("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" @HOROWITZ39, DAVID HOROWITZ)
To: newfreep
Wouldnt GLOBAL warming also melt the ice at the South Pole, too?
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:43:11 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Trump20162020
So there is no global warming at the south pole. Good to know.
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:45:51 PM PST
by
justa-hairyape
(The user name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)
To: dfwgator
As someone from flyover land, I’ve no idea of what film that is or what the scene represents - need a bit o’ help....
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:47:00 PM PST
by
newfreep
("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" @HOROWITZ39, DAVID HOROWITZ)
To: newfreep
It’s from “Something About Mary” when he suggests “Six Minute Abs” instead of “Seven Minute Abs”
The reaction of the brain short-circuiting at the thought is what makes me crack, and I can imagine some liberal having that same reaction here.
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:50:07 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: newfreep
Wouldnt GLOBAL warming also melt the ice at the South Pole, too?
== = = = = = = == = == =
You must think I am pretty dumb to think there is ice at the SOUTH Pole.
They hardly ever get any ice or snow in the SOUTH I mean that must be the hottest and deepest SOUTH on earth.
Just some more fake news to upset people.
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:51:17 PM PST
by
xrmusn
((6/98)""In todays world:::WE, THE USofA are Rudyard Kiplings 'Tommy'")
To: dfwgator
Thanks...only seen about 5 minutes of that movie.
You’re right, leftists simply cannot connect dots and assimilate them into a cogent thought.
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:52:51 PM PST
by
newfreep
("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" @HOROWITZ39, DAVID HOROWITZ)
To: xrmusn
LOL!
My question was rhetorical but your answer is the winner for Post of the Day!
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posted on
12/24/2017 1:54:09 PM PST
by
newfreep
("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" @HOROWITZ39, DAVID HOROWITZ)
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