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1 posted on 12/19/2017 4:00:58 PM PST by BenLurkin
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2 posted on 12/19/2017 4:01:21 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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LOL, I remember reading about a nursing home that brought a real cat in, and the cat could somehow sense when people were really sick and it would preferentially go to them...

It became the Cat of Death!

People didn’t want it coming into their room...:)


3 posted on 12/19/2017 4:10:35 PM PST by rlmorel (Liberals: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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"...cat with AI..."


Pretty soon this robotic cat will be knocking that cordless phone off the table.

5 posted on 12/19/2017 4:15:28 PM PST by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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I'd rather have an AI Rocket.

8 posted on 12/19/2017 4:25:20 PM PST by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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First tests weren't glowing success stories though. Frisky kept walking back and forth in front of seniors thereby tripping them. She kept coughing up hairballs on dinner plates. Sheds frequently. Startles seniors by staring in their face while they awaken from their sleep causing heart palpitations. . . . it's just a matter of time before . . .

/s

9 posted on 12/19/2017 4:44:29 PM PST by BipolarBob (At one time I held the world record as the worlds youngest person on the planet.)
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Kitteh ping


10 posted on 12/19/2017 4:46:54 PM PST by PROCON (Merry Christmas and Happy Trump Year!)
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No kitty litter to clean up.

Sweet.


12 posted on 12/19/2017 5:11:58 PM PST by moovova
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I am getting older and have really severe health issues and would welcome a real cat, even the famed ‘death cat’. I have no illusions about what’s coming.

I have loved God’s animals all of my life and have a special partiality to cats. I’d rather have a real one come and visit. I got ahold of a feral Maine Coon once. I got him and he got me. After my first major heart surgery, he knew not to do his usual thing of getting on top of me at bedtime and seeing me off to sleep before creeping off to do nocturnal cat stuff. I didn’t have to tell him.


13 posted on 12/19/2017 5:18:24 PM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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and will not cause elderly to trip / fall down the stairs like a real cat./s


14 posted on 12/19/2017 6:08:32 PM PST by SMGFan (Sarah Michelle Gellar is on twitter @SarahMGellar)
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