Cigar coitus is actually birth control
Yep, that's true unless there's a what comes next, which is as true as Tobacco Road West -- when beginning from out among the Arkansas whorehouses, and traveled Eastbound fur enough leads to a washroom adjacent to the Oval Office...
I suppose now you'll tell me that a lesbian and a giganto cigar can't be parents? That's what you were thinking, wasn't it? Just admit what we already know about you, bert.
Hate speech thoughts! You hater!