“I wonder if in a million years they’ll find over engorged fat welfare parasites preserved in amber?”
There is a giant open air oil waste pit near me that could work. It’s a solid section (640 acres) large and about 30 feet deep. Full of waste oil and goop.
Run by Bill Richardson “environmentalist.”
Since a animal is about 95% water, anything that hits it (migratory bird, witness to corruption, Rose law firm billing records) immediately sinks.
I’m sure whatever is in it is preserved perfectly.
Probably the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in person, and I been in war and worked in the oilfield.
That’ll be tar pit in a zillion years.