Posted on 12/08/2017 9:39:31 AM PST by EdnaMode
33-year-old Amanda Liberty from Leeds, England, reportedly proposed to the chandelier on Valentine’s Day, however she will be “continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers,” according to Inside Edition.
“You can’t control who you fall in love with and things just went from there,” explained Liberty, who added that she saw her “fiancée” Lumiere on eBay last year.
Inside Edition reported, “The nearly 30-inch wide chandelier is an antique and had to be shipped over from Germany,” and, “Although Lumiere is the only chandelier that wears a ring,” Liberty “loves all the light fixtures in her collection.”
“I couldn’t stop thinking about her and how beautiful she was — she has such a beautiful shape, and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her,” she proclaimed. “Although I knew it would be tricky to get her home, I knew I needed to find a way to make her mine.”
“None of my chandeliers are jealous of each other, they understand that I love them all for all of their different personalities,” Liberty concluded. “For example, I love kissing and cuddling Lumiere, but I sleep with Jewel every night, as she is portable and very nice to cuddle.”
Liberty, who reportedly identifies as “objectum sexual,” first fell in love with a drum set at 14-years-old, and was previously in a relationship with the Statue of Liberty, “for which she legally changed her name in 2010.”
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LOL, perfect!
Lady ain’t too bright.
I saw what you just did there.
“OOOHHHH,,,your bulbs are soooo HOT”
Haha. :D
Bet she’s also racist. No black lights.
Pure unadulterated nonsense.
I wonder what sparked the romance.
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