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A young boy went to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?”
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>> The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Y’know what? I’ll give you an
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>> assignment, and you’ll find out by yourself. Go ask your mother if she would sleep
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>> with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. And finally, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”
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>> So the boy went to his mother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The mother replied, “Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!”
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>> The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The girl replied, “Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I’d sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?”
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>> The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>> for a million dollars?” Immediately, the young man said “Of course. Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”
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>> The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between ‘potentially’ and realistically’”?
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>> The boy replied, “Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we’re living with two hookers and a future
>> congressman . . . “