Here are a few good quotes I like. Hope this helps!
definition of an economist: An expert who has predicted nine of the last five recessions.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
General Mattis has a bear rug in his home, but it’s not dead. It’s just afraid to move.
The Tea Party was a testosterone injection into the Low-T party. - Kurt Schlicter
Of course my password is insecure. You would be too if you got replaced every six months.
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!”
The ant said, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!”
Well? Come on... it’s YOUR TURN to say something.
Oh Lord! help me......