[Dad was my hero]

I always liked these:

what do you call a guy with no arms, no legs floating in the water? Bob

what do you call a guy with no arms, no legs and duct taped to the wall? Art

what do you call a guy with no arms, no legs at the front door? Matt

[Bitman]

2 guys with no arm or legs you hang by the window?

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Kurt n Rod

[Sergio]

To continue:

In your mailbox? Bill

In a hot tub? Stew

In a hole? Phil

In a tigers cage? Claude

On a barbecue? Frank

Gal with no arms, no legs on a barbecue? Patty

Gal with one leg against the wall? Ilene

The same gal in Japan? Irene

[ex91B10]

>>what do you call a guy with no arms, no legs and duct taped to the wall? Art<<

What do call his arms and legs?

Pieces of Art.

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sailing over the fence?

Homer!!!