Posted on 12/06/2017 7:40:59 AM PST by mairdie
Good you wrote this. I never even SAW that signature. Much funnier.
We had a coworker(married) who was sleeping with the VP’s secretary. One of the DBA’s finally had enough. The VP had left a note for the DBA that worked perfectly so when the coworker came in, his office door was locked and there was a note on the door saying “See me! VP”. The guy about wet himself.
The adulterer had been using a phone in a vacant office to call another girlfriend across the state. The DBA took the bill to the secretary and told her to bill coworker. She went off.
Very good prank!
Wow, that was cool
My mom once called and told me that a co-worker had been interviewed on local news about some local environmental thing.
He gave a false name and she wanted to get him to quit talking about it.
I called with a false name as an agent from the EPA wondering why he felt the need to lie about our precious environment on television. He stammered on about something or other.
I told him that the EPA was empowered by the Clinton Administration to prosecute all people who lie about the environment and that an FBI agent was in his way to his office. Then I hung up.
She said the guy turned pale and started to sweat, even calling his wife about his impending arrest.
We had a boss in a 6 store chain who liked to micromanage and send out memos for everything.
I swiped some stationary of his and printed up new bathroom procedures. I included there would be a time clock installed in each bathroom and anytime over 15 minutes a day would be deducted from their check. How many sheets of TP allowed etc. I mailed them all from the home office.
I was caught as I was the only manager who did not complain about the memo. Whoops!
Last episode of Golden Girls in 1992, and Bea Arthur married Leslie Nielson in what my family has always referred to as the TP wedding dress.
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