We had a boss in a 6 store chain who liked to micromanage and send out memos for everything.
I swiped some stationary of his and printed up new bathroom procedures. I included there would be a time clock installed in each bathroom and anytime over 15 minutes a day would be deducted from their check. How many sheets of TP allowed etc. I mailed them all from the home office.
I was caught as I was the only manager who did not complain about the memo. Whoops!