Add “ Jingle Bell Rock” !!!
Aarrgghhhh— shouldn’t have written this! Now I’ll have the darn thing in my head all day!!
YES! Christmas is a time of love and reconciliation, which is why I say KILL ANYONE WHO PLAYS THIS SONG!!! And their families and their dogs and flush their goldfish, and burn their houses down for good measure. It isn't even rock, it's swing.
Don't even start me on Little Drummer Boy. "Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum" is the sound of my machine gun when I slaughter the infidels who think that playing a drum for a sleeping infant is a good idea. New parents across the land will back me up on that one.
Oh, and Merry Christmas, all! I'm mostly kidding... ;-)
Just plain “Jingle Bells” by those dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBi6QynmYPs
Shoppin’ around for a Christmas tree
at the grocery parking lot
Every thing over 4 foot 3
is ‘bout hundred bucks a pop
Schleppin’ around for a Christmas tree
and I still haven’t found a thing
In a trailer I met some drunken’ guy
and we did some haggling
People get that ornamental feelin’ every year
Moms and dads and kids all happy
Till they get their hands all scratched and sappy
Shoppin’ around for Christmas trees
What a crappy holiday
Today they smell so fresh and green
They’ll be dead on Christmas Day
You will get that ornamental feeling every year
When you find a tree that looks real jolly
If you turn it round, it’s as brown as Charlie’s
Choppin’ down my Christmas tree
In a true old-fashioned way
Toppin’ it off with a spotted owl
And make a hasty get away
“Jingle Bell Rock” = “Lethal Weapon” (the 1987 movie) for me....must add to list!!!