Thanks BenLurkin.
I am so turned on right now. Prehistoric female tibial rigidity talk always gets me hot.
Just don’t try to compliment a modern woman on her tibial rigidity, you’re likely to get fired for harassment!
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that these women didn’t get sexually harassed.
And then university graduates, who spend tens of thousands of dollars for a degree in this nonsense, are amazed and depressed that the only job openings for them are at Starbuck’s.
Primitive women had no spin classes or pilates. They couldn't be in good shape without a gym membership and a good massage therapist.
Just impossible.
Before the white man came to the new world and brought horses, the natives had two beasts of burden. The first was the women. The second was the dogs.
Ain’t fossil fuels, white men’s capitalistic, egocentric inventions wonderful!
(And it was all for sex. The more well-rested, the more well-fed, the more well-safe a woman feels, the more likely she is to make out with all that commotion and travel and effort of rape, wine, and remote pillaging. )
“low tibial rigidity”
Guys, there are pills that can help with that.
Then those evil men forced them into the kitchen to make sammiches.
A sammich is a sammich, but a mastadonwich is a meal!
This does not surprise me. Life is hard today. Life was harder then.
Gone are the days where you would just reach in and grab one.
In Iroquois history, the men went out and shot the deer, etc.
Here`s something pretty close to boney women.
“women would also go out into the forest and cut down and carry the wood back to the village so that they may have some sort of heat during the cold winters and also that they were able to cook the food that the men would catch.”
https://www.vaniercollege.qc.ca/tlc/publications/native-circle/native-circle-2003/ashley-thomas3.pdf
“The Women are obliged to prepare the Land, to mow, to plant, and do every Thing; the Men do nothing except hunting, fishing, and going to War against their Enemies”
‘Dutch Minister Describes the Iroquois (1644)’
“[The Rev. John Megapolensis was a minister at the Dutch church in Rensselaerwyck in New Netherlands, and he was a missionary to the Indians.]”
http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/07-dut.html
Ask me now no questions
And I tell you now no lies
When I marraige my Sophia she be apple of my eye
She not very much good for pretty
But she work hard all day long
She not very much good for pretty
But she pretty much good for strong.
Works for me. I appreciate the fact that the men were off somewhere thinking deep thoughts. like: “Who are we? Where did we come from? What is our purpose”
