The former president is on the 16th hole, Maui golf course, when a funeral procession drives by on a winding road next to the fairway.
He stops, removes his ball cap and lowers his head.
His partner says, “I think that’s a fine gesture, Barry.”
He replies, “Well, she did manage to raise our two girls and put up with a lot from me. It’s the least I can do.”
A grandfather was babysitting his very young granddaughter. He had an appointment for a haircut and of course he had to take the granddaughter with him. Knowing she would be bored and restless, he stopped by a mini mart and bought her some Hostess Twinkies to keep her occupied while he was in the chair. The little girl was fascinated by grampa gettin his hair cut and kept getting closer and closer to the barber chair. Finally the barber told her, “You know young lady you are going to get hair on your Twinkie.” Without batting an eye she said, “I know, I’m gonna get boobs too”.