A grandfather was babysitting his very young granddaughter. He had an appointment for a haircut and of course he had to take the granddaughter with him. Knowing she would be bored and restless, he stopped by a mini mart and bought her some Hostess Twinkies to keep her occupied while he was in the chair. The little girl was fascinated by grampa gettin his hair cut and kept getting closer and closer to the barber chair. Finally the barber told her, “You know young lady you are going to get hair on your Twinkie.” Without batting an eye she said, “I know, I’m gonna get boobs too”.
If we were to start numbering these jokes to save time, that one would be in my Top Ten. Or five.
LOL !!