[ETL]

Disagreeing with you as to whether or not Ted Cruz ate an actual booger of his own, phlegm hacked across the room by John Kasich, or some other strange foreign object weirdly affixed to his face, somehow entails my having to turn in my Man Card?

It's not a matter of "disagreeing". It's your obvious dishonesty, assuming you're not really so dumb as to honestly think any of those 3 are possibilities after being shown the evidence.

[RegulatorCountry]

OK, OK, if I acquiesce to your demand that he merely re-ingested some strange object that he’d inexplicably regurgitated in the middle of a debate, would your sense of honor be sufficiently assuaged as to cease attacking my own honor?

That would be nice, and I’d even thank you.