A blonde called her boyfriend and asked if he would go to her house right away. He saw she had been crying, and was obviously upset.
He asked her why, and she explained she couldn’t do her jigsaw puzzle. He said, “maybe I can help, what is the picture supposed to be?”
She said the picture on the box was a picture of a tiger. That is when she showed him the puzzle pieces laid out on the table, and he said, “put the Frosted Flakes back in the box, we’ll talk later...”
That reminds me of the Craigslist ad Joe Biden posted after he left the Vice Presidency. He was selling a puzzle that he couldn’t figure out. Comes with both pieces.
Two blondes walk into a bar and ask to rent the back room, and for 2 cases of champagne, because they are going to have a celebration party for their club.
In a few minutes, a group of blondes walk in off the street, chanting, “51 days!, 51 days!, 51 days!”. The bartender just points to the back room, and they all go back and have a great time, occasionally breaking into chants of “51 days!, 51 days!”
When the party is over, the original two come out to settle the bill and the bartender asks, “What kind of club was that, and why the ‘51 days!’ chanting?”
“Oh,” says one, “We’re a jigsaw puzzle club, and the last one we all put together said 2 to 4 years, and we put it together in only 51 days!”