“Sir, your grandson has been kidnapped!”
“Haha, what a story, Mark.”
I would pay to see that.
BTW, the James Franco movie about the making of The Room is supposedly excellent.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Disaster_Artist_(film)
https://www.afp.com/en/news/721/james-franco-wows-love-letter-awful-movie